P-A App - You Thought It Was A Joke

For the group, ~! _{Trying something new here... eve
Edit: I added in some things into the personality section and extras, because of RP and some character development. :3}
EDIT- 8/8/2014: I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT HIS BIRTHDAY PASSED WHOOPSIE~ XDD

<sub>Name: Caleb Wilheim a.k.a Cal (Only to those he's really, really close to and comfortable with) 

Age: 20 

Gender: Male</sub> 

Species: Parasect

Birthday: 7/12

Job: Medic (Convicts)

Weapon: His Claws _{(He can't hold a weapon, really....)}

Nature: Quirky

Summary Characteristic: Highly Curious

Ability: Effect Spore

Moveset: - Cross Poison
                - Giga Drain
                - X-Scissor
                - Energy Ball

History: _{((This will be done in Caleb's point of view. I thought it'd be nice to do something different with the history. I hope it's okay ; v ; AND WARNING FOR SOME BAD WORDS AND SENSITIVE MATERIAL.))}

"Hmmmm? You want to know my story? About how I got here...? Keheheh! That's rather interesting... No one ever seems to be interested enough to want to listen to one's past these days. If it won't bore you.... I'll tell you about myself.

I used to live in Azaela Town, not too far from Goldenrod. I lived with my father and mother, who were a Drapion and Parasect. My mother was a stay-at-home kind of wife, who made sure she tended to me, my father, and the home. My father happened to be a doctor. He was always busy, always, ALWAYS busy.... Busy tending to the sick and diseased..... Barely spending any time with me and my mother... Coming home late at night.... Now, he was a respectable Doctor, yes. But at home, he was pretty much non-existent.... Not that it matters now, anyway....

Anywho, how about I tell you how I was~? Back when I was younger, I remember being quite the quiet and polite child. I never spoke out of turn, I was excellent in school, and I happened to be extremely bright when it came to subjects about health and the body. Hey, that's what having a Doctor as a father does I guess. I spent a lot of my free-time reading from his medical and medicine books. Save for the ones I wasn't allowed to touch back then... And I never did spend a lot of time with other children, actually... I just cooped myself inside the house really. Rather boring, right? Keheheheee.... However, I learned a lot from my father's books.... A LOOOOOOOOT. Keheheheheheh~ It was all very interesting stuff. From surgeries to transplants to lobotomies and amputations.... He had allllll the material.... Kehhehehehehehhhee~ It was mainly because I wanted to be a doctor, that I read. At that point of my life, I wanted to become a doctor like my father... What a mistake THAT was! KeeheheheheheehehehhAHAHAHAHA!!

Ahem... Then something happened one day when I was 16 years old. I came home from school to the sound of screaming and yelling. I was rather surprised by it. I heard it in the living room and rushed over to see what could be the problem. Lo and behold, I see my father struggling with my mother, trying to inject a needle in her. I barely remember what he was ranting and raving about though... Something about it being for her own good... To keep her from getting ill... And that he'd give it to me as well.

However, being the young one I was, I thought that my daddy was beating my mother. It DID seem that way, what with all the kicking, biting, and screaming going on. So I came up and shouted at my father to leave my poor mother alone. When my father looked up at me, it was as if he were a crazed man. He saw me, got up off my mother, then lunged for me.

....I remember him jumping for me one moment then nothing else. The moment I realized what happened, my father was lying there on the carpet, staining it with his blood. I looked at my claws, which were also covered in the warm substance. It then clicked what I had done: I'd stabbed my father in the chest with my own claws.

It was quite a funny turn of events, really~ I guess my claws were pointed in a way where he ran right into the darned things. My claws are rather sharp and do tend to get in the way at times... KehehehHEHEHEH.
But for some reason, I wasn't afraid of what I'd done. No, I was glad. I was happy. I was.... ELATED. I'd finally gotten rid of the man who constantly left me alone, who never spent anytime with me, who had barely noticed my existence all because of his DAMNED work. ....I must have been so giddy at finally killing that dreadful old man who never did ANYTHING for me, that I was grinning like a mad man. The reason I guessed that was so was the look on my dear mother's face. That look of horrified anguish....

I laughed. Laughed at finally ridding myself of my father, laughed at my bore of a life, at my wasted childhood. I laughed at my existance! I laughed at EVERYTHING~!! It was all a great big joke to me! I LOVED EVERY, SINGLE MOMENT THAT I LAUGHED AT THE MURDER OF MY FATHER! I LOVED IT!

Alas, my mother didn't have the same humor I had. She called the authorities on me, and it didn't take long for them to find me and try to restrain me in order to cuff me up. The whole time I was laughing.... Laughing, and crying all at once. I begged through giggles and sobs for my mother to not let them take me away. I BEGGED her. But she merely turned away from me and ignored my pleas.

And with that being all said and done, I was put on trial for manslaughter and wound up being sentenced to prison for 10 years. At first they thought I should be put in a loony bin, but they decided I was much too disruptive in the ward. So, off to jail I went~ Fortunately (and unfortunately for them), that didn't last very long, given the "Zombie" outbreak that happened. I guess it was a good thing I didn't take that shot that my father was going to force upon me right? Keheheheheheh...!
Yes, I only stayed 2 to almost 3 years actually.... If I remember correctly. But, it's all fine and dandy, hmm~? At least now I can probably fulfill my past "dream" of wanting to become a doctor, techinically! Yes, I think that patching all of you folks up, will be a great way to get into it. But don't worry...... I'll be sure to be extra careful with your bodies.... But if you do turn... That'll unfortunately have to change a bit... Kehehehehehehhhh......"


Personality: Caleb is, well for lack of a better term, kind of creepy. He always has some sort of smile on his face, and laughs and giggles and chuckles to himself and at others a lot. He finds others rather interesting to study. In fact, everything to Caleb is deemed "interesting". Whether it's another person and something about them; a zombie, a weapon, an injury, or whatever it is, the Parasect just sees it as something to learn about. Which kind of goes back to his old days studying as a child. He's still pretty bright, depsite appearances.
As well as his studying habits still being a part of him even through childhood, one could say that some of his behavior his childish. He tends to think with a sort of child-like mindset about things, but in a way that can be seen as somewhat dark. So, say you had to decide on something that required a little strategy behind it, unless told otherwise, Caleb would rather go in headfirst to raise hell and be done with it rather then think things out. But he will comply with things at times, as long as he can still "have some fun" as he feels he should. 

Another thing about Caleb is that he greatly enjoys the presence of others. He was alone once, and would prefer not to go through it again. So, no matter who you are, he'll try to start a conversation with you whether you like it or not. He'll leave once he's lost interest though, or if he's pissed you off enough. He'd really like to make a lot of "friends" to be around, so he'll be friendly in his own way. Which is by grinning at you a lot, laughing, and asking you a million and one questions about yourself. One thing that Caleb doesn't fully understand at the moment though, is boundaries. That is, the physical ones. He likes to touch and feel things and people, and get really close into their personal space. There are no personal bubbles when you are around him. None whatsoever.
Plus the fact that he's a bit of a pervert doesn't help all that much. Being in prison exposed him to some... interesting things. He'd even peek on people in the showers at times and simply stare at peoples bodies, clothed or unclothed without even flinching. And if you ask Caleb what he's looking at or try to confront him about his staring, he'll merely respond, "I just like staring at people and their bodies." He'd then laugh and proceed to give you a "compliment" which consists of telling you you have a nice rack/ass/body/etc. _{TRUST ME, he'll find something to comment on....}

Despite some of these bad sides to Caleb, he can be a rather loyal and affectionate person. If you've gained his trust, you can definitely expect him to be around you more often, as well as be and be excited and happy to see you. He'll even give you hugs! .....But maybe one wouldn't be too keen on that. Aw, Caleb doesn't care! Bring it here!

Hobbies: Studying people, Reading books, being around others

Likes and dislikes:
                                (+) Studying People
                                (+) Making friends (or Enemies)
                                (+) Healing people's wounds/injuries _{(He likes to help..... as well as get to touch your body. XDD)}
                                (+) HUGS~!
                                (+) Being around others
                                (+)Messing with people and annoying them
                                (+)Laughing (hence why he does it quite a bit)


                                (-) People yelling at him
                                (-) People who ignore him
                                (-) Being alone
                                (-) Losing someone important to him
                                (-)Losing to his blood-lust (at times)

Extra:
               - Caleb has an extra set of arms much like Parasect legs that he keeps hidden in his jacket._{He might give you a hug using those as well, if he REALLY likes you. It's for optimal hugging. ewe}

               - The shroom on his head is rather sensitve. _{And that's all I'll say~ *FLEES*}

               - Caleb wears glasses. That's right, those things you see there aren't his eyes. Not many have seen his eyes either....

               - He's kind of short. He's only 5' 5". _{*COUGH COUGH MIDGET COUGH*}

               - Caleb also wears his prison number, 0047, on his right shoulder.
                      - The other "0" on his prison outfit is faded, so it just looks like it says, "047", instead of "0047".
                        -If you can guess what his number means, you get a cookie. :3

               - Doesn't mind people touching/hugging him back, but would prefer it if you were careful, given his ability.

               - Still remembers a lot of medicinal remedies and antidotes. But if he doesn't know one, he'd always enjoy getting to know more about it~

                - Isn't exactly mentally stable yet... Has moments were he wants nothing more than to see blood. This causes him to cause harm to himself by either pinching at his arms and legs just to see the blood flow and calm down a bit. He harms himself because he'd rather not harm others that he likes/cares about who might get in the way. But there are times where he wants to give into that blood-lust and do some damage to someone with his claws. However, he's been feeling sickened by some of his behavior regarding this due to the interactions with a certain Toxic Fist Member...
          
                - Has two different kinds of laughter: When he normally laughs at something he finds funny, he goes: "Kehehehehehehhhh...." Or something like that. And that laugh can grow to an even louder one that happens whenever he starts to lose it a bit, or finds something extremely hilarious: "Keheheheheh-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHH!"

_{Sorry if that sounds lame... That's the only way I can explain his laugh.... ; v ;}
                - Is a bit of a sadist at times, but that usually comes after he shows his more masochistic side.

                - Has some form of British Accent _{(I was thinking maybe Grell's voice from Black Butler? >w<)}

                - Isn't too picky on who he'd want to be with as far as a romantic relationship goes. _{If anyone would really want that.....}But he does have someone in mind that he wants to fondle a little more than usual~~

                - Has shown signs of being somewhat relatively "normal" (No blood-lust, no unusual, creepy behavior). When he feels calmed enough, he tends to show a more affectionate, kind, patient side of himself. He also seems to care about others and their well being a little more. Which honestly could be a part of himself deep down inside, locked away due to his past and the Parasite that controls him. Perhaps this more tame side of the Parasect is how he would be if he wasn't so crazed?

                - When he takes off his glasses, his eyes are a pitch, soulless black with no irises and it seems like he has a black sclera. This gives him a little more of an insect like appearance, and there's a little shine to them to help convey his emotions even better. Really, his eyes are a dead giveaway to how he feels, hence why he hides them behind those glasses.

                - Has made some form of friendship with Reiko Ellen "Rei" Blackthorn, a Mismagius from the group Toxic Fist. They seem to enjoy each others' company.

                - Seems to really enjoy spending time with Noelia Brooks, a Meganium also from Toxic Fist, who's feelings towards the Parasect are a mixture of usually pissed off to somewhat dealing with him and his antics. It is unknown if she legitimately likes Caleb back in any form of way, mainly because Caleb tends to piss her off more than other things. Which he also seems to enjoy, saying that he loves the angry look that comes across her face when she is upset. But maybe..... they're at least friends?

                - Is very close to a Ninjask who is also a fellow Convict. The two seem to have history together? Or that's just how Caleb makes it out to be at least. Skylar Barnes and Caleb's relationship is a lot like Noelia where it's a bit complicated... But Caleb seems to really like this guy. Like realllllllyyyy like this guy.... He constantly comments on his physical appearance (such as his "fine ass" and "toned body"), and makes all sorts of pervy and borderline uncomfortable comments such as, "What I wouldn't give to have my way with that little hot piece of-"......Yeah you get the idea. The Parasect also tends to call Skylar his "Bug Buddy" or "Bug Butt Buddy" when he's feeling really mischievous. So I guess you could say that Caleb has a little crush~
........That's also a little creepy and unsettling.
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Theme song: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! by Napoleon XIV